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jaesama:

twicethenipsminusthehips:

drugzs:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE RIGHT NOW OMFKFKGN

YAY BEN

hahaha wtf Catherine? get yo shit together girl



I don’t know how they are still alive…

mylifein1d:





  • Paul: -starts to dose off-
  • Harry: PAUL. Have you seen Louis?
  • Paul: ugh, leave Louis alone.
  • Niall: Paul. Feed me.
  • Liam: C'mere Niall I'll feed you some yoghurt.
  • Zayn: Paul, do I look pretty? Someone said I wasn't the prettiest.
  • Paul: Zayn you look fine, LIAM, Niall can feed himself!
  • Zayn: JUST FINE!?
  • Louis: Guys, I need to tell you something.
  • Harry: There you are Louis!
  • Paul: Shutup.
  • Louis: Paul, I'm gay.
  • Paul: I know.
  • Harry: -suddenly naked-
  • Zayn: I look beautiful. -takes selfie-
  • Liam: Hey guys, the cookie man is here!
  • Paul: Get off twit cam Liam.
  • Harry: Hey Louis. Since you're interested in girls that eat carrots. I was wondering if maybe you wanted to eat my carrot?
  • Paul: Very subtle Harry.
  • Niall: -farts-
  • Liam: Mmmmm, what's that lovely smell?
  • Zayn: Niall farted.
  • Liam: Oh.
  • Louis: Harry, I think Paul is asleep so I can take care of your carrot here.
  • Paul: I'M AWAKE!

  • Liam: im gonna go on holiday with my girlfriend, have really cute pictures from there and visit my family and
  • Louis: im gonna go see eleanor and visit with my family and Stan and other friends and look like a little gay boy with my tennis racket
  • Niall: im gonna go get drunk and party with my friends then stop by ireland to see my family
  • Zayn: gonna be private like always, probably with family oh and going to the movies with perrie....maybe a new tattoo?
  • Harry: trollollolol try to find me now bitches


louisfuckingstyles:

Once upon a time there was a young man named Harry Styles who lived on a land named Far, Far, Away. He loved pussies and always chased the cats for a living. The cats followed him everywhere and did everything he commanded them to do because of the attractive curls. But slowly, as time passed by, he started losing his curls. A man approached him and said, “Maybe it’s time to open your hole to a new dimension.” “What do you mean?” he asked. The man replied, “Curls get the girls lad. But straight, gets the mate. If you know what I mean.” The man walked away from him, leaving him distressed when a girl walked in front of him. “Damn yous gorgeous babe,” he gave her a wink. But then the girl turned to face him and said, “Thanks, I’m Louis Tomlinson by the way.”

… and they lived happily ever after.


If One Direction ever surprised you at School:

c-a-r-r-0-t-s:

You casually in class:

The boys show up in your class room:

People that don’t know about them:

Your friends that know you that you like them:

While you’re like:

While on the inside:

They say:

“Hi we are here for [Y/N]”

You:

Then you leave school with them while the Directioners stare at you:

When you walk away:

Then You live happy ever after and get SEXY TIME:

THE END!


Because Harry Styles is the master of dance


we-are-larry-stylinson:

Niall is a baby penguin.


  • Idol: I've lost my wallet!
  • Normal Fandom: OMG someone find his wallet!
  • Directioners: Idiot lost his wallet.
  • Idol: I think I left my toothbrush at my hotel
  • Normal Fandom: It's only a toothbrush, he can get another one!
  • Directioners: NOOO! NOT THE TOOTHBRUSH!